Do You Get a Stiffy When She Laughs at Your Willie?

Does it excite you when a sexy woman laughs at your wee willy? There’s just something about hearing a woman laugh at your expense that gets you hard every time, isn’t there? Of course, if she’s laughing at your dick, it’s likely to be pretty small. Aww, that’s it, isn’t it? You have a tiny little dicklette, don’t you? Not a big fatty like all your friends. Mm-hm, we know. We know that you sneak a peek at all the stonkers in the gym, the office bathroom, and anywhere else you can have a looksee without getting caught! You know no-one laughs at their willie!

Don’t worry! We know you aren’t gay, you’re just checking them out, hoping that they aren’t really as big as you thought they were. Or hoping you aren’t really as small as you are. Either way, you have a reason for checking. You’re not gay- never even thought about sucking a cock. No way, huh-uh. You may be tiny, but you’re still a manly man. And besides, you’re good with your tongue, so it doesn’t really matter that your pricklette is too tiny to satisfy, right? After she gets over laughing at your willie, she’ll give you a chance to show her that your tongue more than makes up for what you lack between your legs, right?

Ha ha! WRONG!!

Premature Ejaculator

Ahh, that’s it, isn’t it? You may or may not have a wee willy (though we bet you do) but you are a premature ejaculator, aren’t you? You get so excited at the thought of having sex with a woman that you blow your wad before she even has a chance to ask “Is it in yet?”, don’t you? No wonder a woman laughing at your expense excites you so much! It’s the only attention a woman will give you, so you’ll take it. Even if it is laughing at you, she’s giving you attention, which is more than a pathetic loser like you could hope for, so you’re happy for her laughter. Happy to hear her tell you how inadequate you are!

You can’t help it that her laughing at how small you are gets you so excited you can’t contain yourself. After all, it’s the most attention that little thing has gotten in ages. She can’t expect you to hold out and last a long time, can she? When you finally do manage to get it inside her and last 30 seconds before spewing your jizz, you’re probably proud of yourself for lasting that long, aren’t you? Haha, you do know, don’t you, that a real man could go for hours and hours and give her multiple orgasms before he ever begins to think of his own orgasm, don’t you? There’s a reason she laughs at your willie; that’s the most pleasure she gets from it!

You Aren’t a Real Man

You do realize that no woman would consider you to be a “real man,” don’t you? A real man has a real cock… one that’s a minimum of 8″ in length and is nice and thick and as hard as granite. Don’t look so shocked. They exist. Lots of them. And they’re always ready to please- unlike you and your inadequate little wee willy. Perhaps you should think about having the next woman that laughs at your willie show you what it’s like to be fucked by a real man. Perhaps she should make you wear panties and sit in the corner while a real man gives her orgasm after earth-shattering orgasm.

Maybe, just maybe, if you’re lucky, she’ll let you enjoy a nice cuckold creampie. Nothing like the humiliation of licking a real man’s cum out of a pussy you would never in a million years have a shot at fucking. That privilege is for real men, with real cocks. You? You’re just a pathetic premature ejaculator with a tiny dick hoping for a chance to tongue a cuckold creampie filled pussy.

And the sad part? That you are so excited by that realization it is taking everything you have not to blow your wad right this minute!

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